Potato Please has twenty achievements: fourteen visible, six hidden. The global percentages below were read from Steam on 6 November 2026. Two of the twenty are easy to miss, and one of those is missable for the whole save.

Potatoes: 1,000 and 10,000

AchievementSteam description%How
First CutPeel your first potato.99.2%Unmissable.
A Thousand PeelsPeel 1,000 potatoes, by hand or by machine.67.1%Hand and machine both count. Comes naturally.
Ten ThousandPeel 10,000 potatoes.56.1%Hand and machine both count. Machines make this a formality.
Old SchoolPeel 500 potatoes by hand. No machines needed.25.7%Hand only. The counter is shared across playthroughs, so a new shift does not reset it.
These Hands Were Made for PeelingPeel 1,000 potatoes by hand.6.3%Hand only, same shared counter. The rarest non-hidden achievement.

Global unlock rates from Steam, 6 November 2026. The shared-counter detail is from the jxselee Steam guide (5 November 2026).

Shift and automation

AchievementSteam description%How
Warmed UpFinish the warm-up shift.95.3%Story progress at the start of the first shift.
Industrial RevolutionLet the machines do the peeling.62.8%Buy the first peeling machine and let it peel one potato.
Fully AutomatedLet the machines handle the heavy lifting.50.3%The whole line must run without you, including the claw crane and the cableway. Bought through normal story progress.
Employee of the MonthYour dedication has been recognized.50.7%Reach rank 21, the maximum rank. A normal run that does not skip upgrades gets there.
The QuotaPeel every last potato.49.7%Finish the pile, immediately before the ending.

“Rank 21” and the claw crane/cableway detail are from the jxselee guide; the rest follows from the achievement text.

Odds and ends

AchievementSteam description%How
Good BoyA little kindness goes a long way.76.1%Feed the dog near the warehouse.
A Heart of GoldEven the smallest act of kindness matters.61.1%The people of Varenka send letters asking for potatoes. Send once.
One Last PuffTake a moment to clear your lungs.82.9%When your character wants a smoke, take the break and finish the whole cigarette.
No EscapeYour shift isn’t over yet.12.1%Walk away from the warehouse in any direction. Ignore the loudspeaker warnings and cross the outer perimeter. A cutscene starts.
Unauthorized PassengerThis is not an approved transport method.3.0%Ride the sack cableway at least 3 metres while holding on. Full route below.

Routes for Good Boy, One Last Puff, No Escape and Unauthorized Passenger are documented in the jxselee guide and its Russian original.

Unauthorized Passenger, step by step

  1. Buy the Sack Cableway upgrade in the shop.
  2. Fill a sack with potatoes and put it on the loading spot at the cableway station.
  3. Wait for the hook to come down and grab the sack.
  4. Stand under the sack while it is still low, look at its underside, and hold E.
  5. Ride until the achievement pops. The guide warns: do not jump on or stand on the sack.

This route was written by Meta Aezven in Russian and translated by laura; both guides are linked on the sources page. It is the rarest achievement in the game at 3.0%.

The hidden achievements (ending spoilers)

AchievementSteam description%What it is
For the MotherlandYour loyalty has been noted.26.3%Pull the Northern Front lever
TraitorYour service has been terminated.30.7%Pull the Western Industry lever
The Last HarvestEvery harvest must end.23.4%Pull the Varenka lever
Your Own ExecutionerYou taught him well.9.8%Non-Motherland line while Pavel is loyal — Varenka is the most-reported route; the only missable
Every Path Has a PriceThere is no perfect ending.13.8%See all three levers, via a manual save in the cab

Full routes, including Pavel’s loyalty score, are on the endings page.

A sensible achievement order

  1. Before automating: Old School. Push toward These Hands if you enjoy the knife; the counter carries across saves.
  2. During the normal run: Warmed Up, First Cut, A Thousand Peels, Industrial Revolution, Employee of the Month, The Quota.
  3. Odds and ends: Good Boy (feed the dog), A Heart of Gold (send potatoes to Varenka), One Last Puff (finish a cigarette), No Escape (walk off the perimeter).
  4. Before the train: make the manual save in the cab.
  5. Endings: pull each lever, reloading between them. For Your Own Executioner, keep Pavel loyal and pull Varenka last.
  6. Cleanup: Ten Thousand, Fully Automated and Unauthorized Passenger are the long tail.

Time to 100% is community-reported at 4–5 hours, using one playthrough plus ending reloads. The developer has not published a length.